Naughty or Nice

Depending on your answer there is still time to avoid that lump of coal or even naughty list spanking ;-)

speak up saturday

So todays post requires a bit of participation on your part. I am thinking of posting a question once a week to try and get some conversation going here. So i'll start with a common question among the spanko world.

spankees- What implement do you dread the most and why do you dread it?

Spankers- What is your choice of implement when you know you need to make a serious point?


Hope everyone takes the opportunity to answer...

So its friday and my wardrobe is still a disaster zone. I have no desire to clean it *sighs*. I keep trying to tell hubby that I should get a pass this week  because I stayed up til 4 helping him finish work last night. He doesn't seem to agree...obviously the 'i scratch your back- you scratch mine' idea doesn't work in our  family. :-( So I guess later tonight I will have to face the music *pouts* Maybe it won't be as bad as he said it was gonna be. He was threatening the cane and dressage whip/crop. I  have put a picture of the dressage whip below in case you have never seen one. It bloody stings and the tassel bit wraps around the thigh ...OUCH!



Feel free to feel sympathy for me, in fact, any ideas on how to convince my husband to skip the maintainance will be gladly taken! :-)

im not talking about ice cream...

32 flavours and not one is vanilla...

Knot me

"Who needs cable? Rope is strong enough."

wardrobe malfunction

So recently hubby added a new rule to my list...i must keep my wardrobe clean! ekk!!

Now in my defence i have a very small space for all my clothes to fit in but hubby still seems to think that i could try and make it a bit neater. Now we don't have many tornados in england but I am willing to bet that one has hit my wardrobe- i don't remember making it that messy!I'm pretty sure it might be classed as a disaster area- to give you an idea...i have clothes stacked, not so neatly, up to where the hanging clothes end and on top stacked to the top. Yes its going to take me ages, possibly eons,  to clean. Any volunteers are welcome, in fact, maybe i should write to the red cross or something and explain my situation and consequences, a hard spanking, if it doesn't miraculously become clean.

Cane

So last night I got my weekly maintenance spanking- six of the senior cane. I hate canes, they are just evil. Afterwards I, of course, took the opportunity to point out to my  husband how much it hurt. His reply 'it was only six it couldn't hurt that much.' That statement is proof that he obviously has never felt the cane!

You think next time my husband tells me to fetch the cane a candy cane would be suffiicient? :-)